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“I must say that your profile was the best I have ever read. I also like riding down the road with the music as loud as possible, working in the dirt, and PB&J sandwiches.

Although I quit doing the one-arm handstands on my bike; you are quite welcome to continue and I’ll be glad to stand by to pick you up and apply the neosporin. Hope you enjoy your evening.”“Ok that is the most fantastic profile written ever…do you really exist??

I’m a great singer, but my sister always tells me I sound the best when no one else is around. How about we do ‘until we both get on each others nerves, stop sleeping together and are plotting our escapes.’ That may sound bad, but how many people do you know that are happily married? I am definitely a believer in being faithful to one another and I love the thought of sharing a home. Swipe right also if you can teach me how to better use my Tivo. I am that intelligent, caring, kind guy that your parents always told you to go for.

I’m just not cut out for this ‘until death do us part thing’. We can live our lives happily without that stressful commitment. Swipe right if you like a high powered firecracker of a woman who only recently learned how to use a Tivo.

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Instead you receive emails from the 60 year-old creepers who copy and paste the same message to 50 girls half their age.

So if you think you are a perfect match for me go ahead and send me a message. Looking for a Channing Tatum to my whoever the girl from Step Up 1 was.

I have a Reese Witherspoon personality, Nicki Minaj body and the eyes of Frank Sinatra.

Enjoy these thirty-three funny Tinder profiles that definitely got their creators some action: Thanks to r/Tinder, imgur, and us for the images above.Feel free to message me if you find anything in common with me. Talking to people in the real world until you trick someone into thinking you’re attractive and funny is not only difficult, but incredibly time-consuming. I love reality t.v, not going on walks and a donut that is so good it is almost spiritual.I am definitely old fashioned about dating, but by no means a prude. I’m a gymnast so I bend like wet spaghetti in the sack. There’s nothing hotter than a guy who loves spending time on crosswords. It’s the only thing that keeps me going throughout the day. About Me: I am the biggest hermit that you will ever meet in your life. All of my walls are painted black with markings on them. I’m a tiny bit sensitive but I get over anything pretty quickly. I like riding my bike more than I like driving my car. So if you can’t plan for the next five years you know where the ‘next button’ is.

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